Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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