I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I understand Curling. That high.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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