i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Michael Bay diarrhea
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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