Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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