I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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