he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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