I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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