Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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