drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
How naked do you want me to be?
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