So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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