It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
