im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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