i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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