So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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