i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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