38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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