What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
This is the high leading the old right now
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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