awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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