So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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