the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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