I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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