who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
this will be a night to untag.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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