I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Randomize
