i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
