I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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