did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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