living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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