Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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