as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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