I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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