Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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