i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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