Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
