I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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