what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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