i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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