Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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