i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How naked do you want me to be?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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