he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
