I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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