Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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