I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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