So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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