I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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