Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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