i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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