I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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