just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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