the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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