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(562): View more from California

Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

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(678): View more from Georgia

So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

(404): View more from Georgia

In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

(678): View more from Georgia

cunt.

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(626): View more from California

I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.

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(719): View more from Colorado

i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.

(952): View more from Minnesota

You're a saint.

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