I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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