Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
tell me about the fingering
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