yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
please come you make the beer taste better
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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