It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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