Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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