Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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